Marine Hermit Crabs


Marine Hermit Crab Shop


Marine Hermit Crabs are very unique and often times cult-ish. They been in service to the country since 1775 serving in places from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli. They are highly disciplined and specializing in the art of amphibious warfare. Subsisting mainly on a diet of crayons, these guys are essential to have on your team, whether establishing a beach head on a heavily defended coastline or serving as the shock troops in a major offensive.
(Karl made me write this)
In reality, even marine hermit crabs should not eat crayons, nor should they be armed.